He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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