What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
