I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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