Buhtt sex?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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