Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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