The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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