I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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