I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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