i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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