Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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