Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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