So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
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