On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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