Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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