No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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