Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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