Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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