Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He called his prostate his "boner button".
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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