let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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