Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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