We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Come see our sink grown plant.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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