Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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