So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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