Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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