I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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