I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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