I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
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stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
When are your genitals available?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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