I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
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Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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