if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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