She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Randomize
