Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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