Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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