Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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