Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
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Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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