Hey man sorry I got all grabby
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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