Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
im having a threesome with these popsicles
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
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Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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