whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
