bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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