...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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