i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
