Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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