And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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