oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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