Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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