Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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