How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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