i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
This girl is more easily done than said...
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
