I swear she didn't look like that last week.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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