Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
