these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Are we still banned from the library?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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