Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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