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she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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