Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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