My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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