OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
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I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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