There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She bit a glass in half.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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